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A car driven around with the convertible top down and the windows rolled up!
He drives a fagtop 'Vette around town with the top down and windows up - he does NOT deserve that fine automobile.

He drives his fagtop so that he doesn't mess up his hair; it must be his time of the month.

Once he had his testicles removed, it was okay for him to drive his fagtop around town.
Fagtop by OnTheSideOfRight June 13, 2007
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A horrible gay piece of shit laptop that freezes when the sky is blue, or green, or any color and likes to have gay sex with other gay computers, like God's old ass computer with no sound. Yup, it's gay like a fox.
"Dude, my fagtop is acting like a fag."
"That is SO unshibby that your laptop is acting like a fagtop."
"My fagtop is so homo that I'm gonna shoot it in the face!"
Related Words

Factophobe 

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.
He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.
Factophobe by thoof January 25, 2011

factophobia 

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology
Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!
factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

Fantopopius 

A word entirely made up by a guy on
YouTube shorts as he described images of high society black women in the late 1800’s.
Deep History with fade: Firstly a moment of silence for these fantopopius women.

Deep History with fade in comments: The word is fantopopius look it up ✨

Replies: Hun thats not a word 😭
Not a real word. 👎 and don't recommend.
Fantopopius by Wickle April 16, 2023
A laptop solely used for fapping.
Bob, don't use that computer - that's my faptop.
faptop by iamdan March 9, 2008
Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.

Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!

Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.

THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
Fatopia by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009