Fagtion 

A large group of organized homosexual men working toward a cause (ie- usually the promotion and proliferation of gay values)

See "Gay Mafia"

Wow, that Fagtion sure organized a big parade.

Fagtion by Jeff D April 21, 2003

red faction 

Great game. takes place in the future. can blow up pretty much anything.

Red Faction Intro:
Mars... I always thought of it as a romantic place, a planet of mystery and adventure.
I came here 6 months ago thinking it would be an escape from earth.
I wanted some time to think, to figure out what to do with my life.
A year in the Ultor mines seemed like a great way to straiten myself out... man was I a fool.

Life in the mines is hell. I haven't had a minute to myself since I got here.
You’re jammed 8 to a room; time sharing your bunks... conditions are barley livable.
And the guards are everywhere. Ultor doesn't care if we live or die.
We’re at the breaking point.

And then there's the plague killing off miners left and right.
When the man next to you dies before your eyes and your turn can come any minute.... it freaks you out.
No one knows where it came from or how to cure it.... or at least the miners don’t know.

Someone named EOS is putting up pamphlets in the barracks, claiming that Ultors' responsible for the plague.
The pamphlets urge minors to be ready for a revolt against Ultor.
A lot of miners are muttering, but nothing's come of it yet.

As bad as things are in the barracks, they're brutal down in the mines.
You spend 10 hours drenched in your own sweat in the envirosuit, grinding away at rock walls.
The guards make sure you work the whole shift... they enjoy their work way too much.
You get out of the driller after your shift is over and all you've done is dig yourself in a little deeper...
I don't know how long I can keep doing this...

red faction by sensfan19_15 May 19, 2007

Closed Faptioning 

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

Closed Faptioning by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

Fartion by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

status-faction

Being satisfied with the amount of comments and likes recieved on a facebook status.

Facebook user: Wow 46 likes and 123 comments. now thats status-faction

status-faction by diego montanegro March 1, 2010

fationa 

She's the girl everyone loves. She is shy but very kind, welcoming, sweet and allways helps others. She is a great person

Fationa, you are a such a good friend.

fationa by Gabgabmuffin November 3, 2020

Fugtional 

Fugtional is when something is fucking ugly yet quite functional for its intended purpose.

The Tesla Cybertruck is ugly but outstanding for it’s intended purpose makng it a fugtional design.

Fugtional by BManz2004 December 7, 2019