fagtastrophy

A person who is a fag, and a catastrophy all in one.

Cukr is a fagtastrophy.

by Ali Merv January 11, 2009

fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.

That's a fatastrophe!

by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

Faptastrophe

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

fartastrophe

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

fagastrophe

A catastrophe caused or resulting from gays,fags,or high levels of fagacity. May also cause high levels of gayness in those involved. Ranges from a minor fagastrophe, such as accidentally groping your same-sex friend, to a major fagastrophe of purposefully gropeing your same-sex friend.

Kyle: Shit man, I almost touched your dick!
Tyler: that would have been a fagastrophe

by MASTER_FAGSTER_9000 October 16, 2011

Fatastrophe

1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.

"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"

"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."

by Caniborrow September 29, 2009

fatastrophe

A congregation of over 100 fat people in the same place at the same time, each of which ways over 350lbs/159.1kg.

I'm sorry but I can't go to your weight watchers meeting, I have to go to a fatastrophe later.

by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010