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fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.
That's a fatastrophe!
fatastrophe by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009
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Fatastrophe

1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.
"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"

"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."
Fatastrophe by Caniborrow September 29, 2009

fatastrophe

A congregation of over 100 fat people in the same place at the same time, each of which ways over 350lbs/159.1kg.
I'm sorry but I can't go to your weight watchers meeting, I have to go to a fatastrophe later.
fatastrophe by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010

ratastrophe 

ratastrophe
ratastrophe by supertune June 30, 2021

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.
"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"
Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

Natastrophe 

The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally.
Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.

Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.

Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)
Natastrophe by A.Mix November 12, 2009

Faptastrophe 

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.
So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!
Faptastrophe by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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