Factastraphy 

When you spit bars to real and the other dude starts to cry.

This situation has become a real factastraphy
It's a bad thing don't you agree
This dude be crying for his mommy
But really he ain't got nobody

Factastraphy by Balakay14 January 25, 2019

fagtastrophy 

A person who is a fag, and a catastrophy all in one.

Cukr is a fagtastrophy.

fagtastrophy by Ali Merv January 11, 2009

fatastrophy

when somebody is so fat, he or she will end up screwing things up with his/her massive body weight.

if somebody/some group is extremely fat and annoying to you and people around them

"did you see that group of tourists over at the ice-cream shop?"

"yeah dude what a fatastrophy!"

ugh i cant believe Tyler tipped the river raft with his fat ass!

yeah what a fatastrophy

fatastrophy by rubberooster October 23, 2011

fantastrophy 

when fantasy collides with disproportionate negative thinking.

my fantasy about (fill in blank) quickly turned into a "what if" scenario, thus a fantastrophy.

fantastrophy by DominicL May 8, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019