Fagtastrophe

An overly gay man or women has had a major accident that has the capacity to be lethal.

Chase had a horrible fagtastrophe last night man.

by Sloot looker May 22, 2018

fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.

That's a fatastrophe!

by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

Faptastrophe

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

fratastrophe

A fraternity party that is totally screwed usually caused by bad planning, drunk freshman or lack of beer.

Man, did you see that party last night at SAE? It was a fratastrophe.

by D.Lloydz December 28, 2007

fartastrophe

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

fagastrophe

A catastrophe caused or resulting from gays,fags,or high levels of fagacity. May also cause high levels of gayness in those involved. Ranges from a minor fagastrophe, such as accidentally groping your same-sex friend, to a major fagastrophe of purposefully gropeing your same-sex friend.

Kyle: Shit man, I almost touched your dick!
Tyler: that would have been a fagastrophe

by MASTER_FAGSTER_9000 October 16, 2011

Faggotastrophe

Detrimentally gay. Gay to the point of distraction. See: That kid from Glee.

That kid from Glee... is a Faggotastrophe.

by s&mindustries November 6, 2012