HMW

Look at that poor bastard over there with the HMW - clearly he's going to be bankrupt by the end of his vacation if he has to travel with that bitch.
by BorisSDT October 26, 2011
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Mafia Douchebag

Fat, balding men with little to no neck, a shaved ape like appearance and minimal intelligence level currently infesting most of Eastern Europe.
Look at that mafia douchebag over there in his 1987 Mercedes that he got by stealing money from the Bulgarian government - that guy should totally be killed immediately.
by BorisSDT June 23, 2011
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fagster

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.
Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagster boyfriend.
by BorisSDT August 07, 2011
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grandpa boner

A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
by BorisSDT August 25, 2011
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DAFF

Drunken Asshole Football Fan. These are the dude's from UK and Irish stag parties that go running around Eastern Europe trashing the place and getting into fights.
Check out that gang of DAFFs over there, how long do you think before the local police club their skulls. They don't seem to understand that you can't fuck around like that in other countries
by borisSDT January 15, 2011
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gringo hunter

A woman from Central or South America who is on the prowl for an American or European boyfriend.
All the gringo hunters hang out in the Irish pub, it's a great place to get laid.
by BorisSDT February 26, 2011
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Dudestroyer

The chick that is able to absolutely ruin the coolest of single dude out there and turn him into a frail emotional shell of his former self.
"Where's Jim, how come he never hangs out in the bar anymore?" "Man he got wrapped up with some dudestroyer, all he does is sit at home and cry these days."
by BorisSDT September 09, 2011
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