fagrosexual

When a man (or woman) constantly makes sexual remarks to hide the fact that he (or she) is homosexual.

Dave- "hey lets go fuck a lot of bitches tonight!"
Mark- "Dude im pretty sure you're fagrosexual"
Dave- "No im not i love pussy, im not gay..."

by bmxgoalie12 October 3, 2009

Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.

"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.

by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020

faumosexual

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.

"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"

by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

fabrosexual

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.

Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.

by couchfucker2012 May 22, 2010

fagmosexual

a way of calling someone gay to a greater extent. if a person is so heterounusual that "faggot" or "homosexual" cannot describe the person to the extent of their gayness.

"g-dam is a homo"
"no, he is definately a fagmosexual"

by t-rock September 3, 2005

Faggotsexual

This should be pretty much self-evident. A homosexual.

That guy looks like one of those faggotsexuals that I read about on the internet

by Freaknik April 3, 2010

agrosexual

n. A heterosexual female who who displays characteristics generally viewed as masculine, androgynous, or otherwise instrumental, such as being intensely muscular, aggressive, or tough-acting, wearing men's clothing, not participating in stereotypical feminine activity, etc. Compare metrosexual.

adj. Of or pertaining to agrosexuals.

abbr. agro

origin: Gk. agros, farm + Lat. sexus. Coined in contrast to metrosexual (metropolitan homosexual), i.e. metropolitan (large city) vs. agrarian (rural), since the stereotypical tough-acting female is of a rural upbringing.

She's definitely not a lesbian, but she acts so tough that she must be agrosexual.

by DRS July 28, 2005