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Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.
"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.
Farlosexual by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020

faumosexual 

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.
"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
faumosexual by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

fabrosexual 

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.
Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.

fagmosexual 

a way of calling someone gay to a greater extent. if a person is so heterounusual that "faggot" or "homosexual" cannot describe the person to the extent of their gayness.
"g-dam is a homo"
"no, he is definately a fagmosexual"
fagmosexual by t-rock September 3, 2005

Faggotsexual 

This should be pretty much self-evident. A homosexual.
That guy looks like one of those faggotsexuals that I read about on the internet
Faggotsexual by Freaknik April 3, 2010

agrosexual 

n. A heterosexual female who who displays characteristics generally viewed as masculine, androgynous, or otherwise instrumental, such as being intensely muscular, aggressive, or tough-acting, wearing men's clothing, not participating in stereotypical feminine activity, etc. Compare metrosexual.

adj. Of or pertaining to agrosexuals.

abbr. agro

origin: Gk. agros, farm + Lat. sexus. Coined in contrast to metrosexual (metropolitan homosexual), i.e. metropolitan (large city) vs. agrarian (rural), since the stereotypical tough-acting female is of a rural upbringing.
She's definitely not a lesbian, but she acts so tough that she must be agrosexual.
agrosexual by DRS July 28, 2005
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