fabrosexual

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.

Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.

by couchfucker2012 May 22, 2010

Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.

"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.

by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020

abrosexual

Noun (n)- an individual that has a fluid and/or rapidly changing sexuality that fluctuates between different sexualities

I used to not feel comfortable defining myself as one sexuality, and then I learned about abrosexuals

by Dictionary User June 19, 2015

Abrosexual

Abrosexual is when a person’s sexual orientation changes fluidly. One day you may identify as pansexual, and then another few days identify as bisexual, and so on with other sexual orientations. Some people believe that Abrosexuals do not exist, but they are wrong. Abrosexuality is also not something you chose. It might take a while to figure out that you identify as abrosexual, but if you realise you do, don’t worry, you are completely valid.

Person 1: “Sometimes you say you are gay, other times you are bi, or pan, or something else. What are you?”
Person 2: “I’m abrosexual. My sexual orientation is fluid. What All of th orientations I told you I am, I am. Just not all the same time and they change a lot.”

by LGBTBoi August 13, 2018

faumosexual

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.

"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"

by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

Fabulosexual

When a person is just too Fabulous to be called a homosexual, metrosexual, or other 'sexual' terms..

Wow, that outfit is great! You are just Fabulousexual!.

by KSJ himself December 5, 2004

fagmosexual

a way of calling someone gay to a greater extent. if a person is so heterounusual that "faggot" or "homosexual" cannot describe the person to the extent of their gayness.

"g-dam is a homo"
"no, he is definately a fagmosexual"

by t-rock September 3, 2005