Definitions by Tommyboyrules

faumosexual 

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.

"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"

faumosexual by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

Jelo 

used to describe a great rack

That girl is so jelo!

Jelo by Tommyboyrules April 18, 2008