faumosexual 

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.

"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"

faumosexual by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.

"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.

Farlosexual by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020

fauxmosexual 

a person who pretends or falsely represents him/herself as a homosexual to either:
a) gain attention from the opposite sex
b) make money and short fame
c) take advantage of those who are homosexual

a) Sarah and Vivian had a threesome with a man they met at a bar after they acted as fauxmosexuals and kissed each other.
b) The group t.A.T.u were fauxmosexuals back in 2002 and attended every award show to kiss again on stage.
c) Katy had to become a fauxmosexual to be accepted in a LGBTQ community.

fauxmosexual by kellys2deryck January 8, 2009

fauxmosexual 

Someone who gives every appearance of being homosexual, but is in fact heterosexual. A fauxmosexual male may display metrosexual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, have an effeminate speech pattern or display effeminate behavoir in gesticulation and mannerism, and/or give the basic impression of being gay. A faumosexual female may be fairly butch in appearance and style, display a militant feminist ("feminazi") attitude toward men, or show strong proclivities toward Lilith Fair or other female empowerment. These are the people you "just know" are gay, but who seem to show proof to the contrary.

People say that Tom Cruise is gay, but I think he's just a fauxmosexual.

I work with this guy who wears nuthugger jeans and talks with a total San Fran lisp, but apparently he's not actually a fag; he's just a fauxmosexual.

I totally thought Liz was a dyke because of her shaved head and leather, but I met her boyfriend yesterday. Talk about textbook fauxmosexual.

fauxmosexual by Talmanes December 26, 2005

Fauxmosexual 

A man who acts gay just to pick up chicks. Typically this is a last resort.

Jerome: Dang,son! How does Kyle get so many fine birds? He's gay!

Keith: Naw man! Kyle is a grade-A fauxmosexual!

Fauxmosexual by Jake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 7, 2010

Fomosexual 

Someone who is promiscuous due to a "Fear of Missing Out" on sexual activities.

You can get so and so to do anything in bed. She's a real fomosexual.

Fomosexual by chaingrabber March 21, 2017

fabrosexual 

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.

Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.

fabrosexual by couchfucker2012 May 22, 2010