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Fagoogle 

To royally mess something up or to mess up your own plans on account of terrible execution.
1.) Wow today is gonna be great, considering I don't fagoogle it like last week's plans.

2.) When I tripped and fell upon my crush, Kristie last month I think I really fagoogled any chances of us going out.
Fagoogle by Girugamaesh:) May 30, 2013
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fagoogle 

hazy, fuzzy emotions. Confused and stressed out!
The invitations got messed up and now I'm all fagoogled!
fagoogle by superstardom September 28, 2007
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fahoogledorf

the act of a man shoving a cat up his partners vagina.
Terry: my vagina hurts after the fahoogledorf you gave me.
fahoogledorf by mudkiperz564 December 30, 2010

Faboogle 

A word for a dance that may have been popular at one point but is now unpopular.
"That dance is very faboogle!" gasped Joe.
Faboogle by essyjizzenburger December 9, 2010

fgoogle.com 

Typo of google.com. Used with other common misplellings as a tool for scam artists. They use the url for their ad, and construct said ad to appear as an error message, often claiming your computer is infected and you need to call technical support (their phony call canter of course). The ad is often difficult to escape as it will present a never ending cycle of "leave page or stay on page" or other similar messages.
Accidently typed "fgoogle.com" again, darn. Those scammers are annoying.

Fagoodle 

A hairy fagobler. Found only on the most barbaric of all women. To tame the almighty fagoodle you must aquire these items; machete, vaccum cleaner, hedge clippers, lawn mower and a mexi.

Note: Vanquishing the Fagoodle with these items can only be accomplished on a church bus.
Hunter's Fagoodle was mistaken for carpet.
Fagoodle by Penioso Master April 18, 2008

Fagongle 

When a female person fondles and gargles a male person's reproductive organs.
She fagongled me for hours last night!
Fagongle by ABemployee August 14, 2009
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I hit a real purple patch.

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