essyjizzenburger's definitions

Pie

Not used as the usual pie (a pastry food), but to mean 'I am bored', 'I pay no attention' amongst teenagers and young people. Is often used along with the phrase cool story bro.

Person A - (describes how to draw a triangle in 3,000 words)
Person B - Pie.

by essyjizzenburger December 9, 2010

Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.

A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!

by essyjizzenburger February 2, 2017

Top Spicy

Excellent or good - a term of approval.

"That dessert was top spicy!"

by essyjizzenburger April 7, 2019

Faboogle

A word for a dance that may have been popular at one point but is now unpopular.

"That dance is very faboogle!" gasped Joe.

by essyjizzenburger December 9, 2010

Noncestalgic

In the face of Operation Yewtree and other similar investigations, many 70's, 80's and 90's childhood memories are tainted by the presences of nonces and sex offenders such as Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter. Thus, instead of being nostalgic for Top of the Pops hosted by Jimmy Savile, you're noncestalgic.

Person A: I'm so noncestalgic for Gary Glitter's music.

by essyjizzenburger December 4, 2018

Tarbrook

A field, pool, pit, pond or other natural hole filled with tar.

The field had quickly turned into a tarbrook!

by essyjizzenburger December 9, 2010