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fadongle 

The act of touching someone or something with a small asian child.
I adopted a kid from china so I could fadongle anyone I want.
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Fagoggle 

farting in someones swimming goggles and wearing them all day.
Yo Chris, you got your fagoggles on?
Yeah dude fart in my face. I'm ready for it.
Fagoggle by J HON January 18, 2008

Fagoogle 

To royally mess something up or to mess up your own plans on account of terrible execution.
1.) Wow today is gonna be great, considering I don't fagoogle it like last week's plans.

2.) When I tripped and fell upon my crush, Kristie last month I think I really fagoogled any chances of us going out.
Fagoogle by Girugamaesh:) May 30, 2013

fagoogle 

hazy, fuzzy emotions. Confused and stressed out!
The invitations got messed up and now I'm all fagoogled!
fagoogle by superstardom September 28, 2007

Fagoogled 

When a person ( usually under the influence of cocaine or meth) is stuck on a phone or computer Googling a subject to the point of brain mush.
Dude I went down a rabbit hole last night researching MK Ultra and now I'm fagoogled.

OMG B, look at Ashley, she has 100 tabs open on her phone and not blinking, that bitch is Fagoogled.
Fagoogled by B2daN2daE Beanie March 9, 2023