The systematic appraisal of a
fanny (
gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to '
smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'
So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well-
bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to
mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still
smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon