When your fucking a chick from behind, with her head out your bedroom window while it's raining, so hard she screams SO LOUD that the neighbors call the cops for being too noisy, the cops knock on your door and you put your clothes on quick because you think it's your parents coming home for a surprise visit. So you tell the chick to hide under the bed, and when she is under you rush to the door and the cop runs upstairs to your room, locks the door, fucks your woman and then you jizz in your pants.
Leticia: "Why are your pants wet? And why do you look so sad?
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.