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fagalanche 

A whole lotta gay comin at you at once.
Meeting Ace was like having a fagalanche fall on your head.
fagalanche by The Seadwick February 4, 2006
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bagalanche 

when a bunch of bags/suitcases/backpacks or whatever like that fall on you or the ground or in a domino effect. an avalanche of bags
*bags falling from the overhead compartment* "Woh! bagalanche!
bagalanche by KMT1210 March 7, 2008

fupalanche

A combination of the words fupa and avalanche. Describes a fupa so large that it has flowed down to the mid thigh much like an avalanche
I was in line at the buffet and was nearly killed by that woman's fupalanche
fupalanche by aviguy6326 November 2, 2010

facealanche 

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.
Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.
facealanche by Okra Boy November 18, 2010

faffalanche 

Portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.

Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.

These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.
Example 1: Group of people just about ready to leave the house.

Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"

A faffalanche has been caused.

Example 2:

Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"

A faffalanche has been prevented.
faffalanche by Phil Hendrick October 25, 2007

flabalanche 

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut
A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!
flabalanche by ob1 March 30, 2004

flabalanche 

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.
I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.
flabalanche by The Commodore October 16, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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