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fagalanche

A whole lotta gay comin at you at once.
Meeting Ace was like having a fagalanche fall on your head.
by The Seadwick February 4, 2006
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bagalanche

when a bunch of bags/suitcases/backpacks or whatever like that fall on you or the ground or in a domino effect. an avalanche of bags
*bags falling from the overhead compartment* "Woh! bagalanche!
by KMT1210 March 7, 2008
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fupalanche

A combination of the words fupa and avalanche. Describes a fupa so large that it has flowed down to the mid thigh much like an avalanche
I was in line at the buffet and was nearly killed by that woman's fupalanche
by aviguy6326 November 2, 2010
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facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.
Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.
by Okra Boy November 18, 2010
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faffalanche

Portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.

Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.

These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.
Example 1: Group of people just about ready to leave the house.

Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"

A faffalanche has been caused.

Example 2:

Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"

A faffalanche has been prevented.
by Phil Hendrick October 25, 2007
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flabalanche

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut
A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!
by ob1 March 30, 2004
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flabalanche

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.
I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008
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