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fageldouche 

A term originated by Sniping Soup back in the og rust days. Essentially meaning your a fageldouche.
Example:

Leroy: Hey dude, did you hear Josh is a fageldouche?

James: Dude no way! I fucking hate fageldouches

Leroy: yeah same, fageldouches are the fucking worst

James: yeah I know, if it were up to me i'd exterminate all of the fageldouches to make the world a better place

Leroy: Same, want to exterminate the fageldouches together?

James: Sounds like a plan, want to deal with the gays while were at it?

Leroy: woah dude thats fucked up, I said I want to kill the fageldouches, not the fags!

James: sorry dawg, I get holocausty when im hungry

Leroy: All good bro, I do to.

Faggledouche 

A hyrbrid cross between a Faggot and a Douche.
Often used to address a human of the male gender.
Nick is such a faggledouche, to think that you gave up four months of your life to listen to that bitch whine.Two seconds. No pleasure.

Facedouche 

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com
1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.
Facedouche by TheBigEll October 20, 2008

facedouche 

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.
"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"
facedouche by eSKape February 21, 2009

fagadouche 

The combination of the two words fag and douche. Basically, when the words fag and douche are just not enough. It can be used in any context, however mainly used as a noun.
This fagadouche came up to my girl last night and starting hitting on her, so I had to beat his fagadouche ass.
fagadouche by Frank V. (Smokey) August 28, 2006

Facedouche 

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.
Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.
Facedouche by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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