Fagldouche

A mix between a faggot and a douchebag. Typical used when an individual is presumed gay and or is the equivalent to a talking, sopping, sack of decroding shit. Without a doubt one of the most offensive words in the English language often used to provoke fights and or utterly disigrate ones ego.

Steve: What the FUCK chad, you broke my LEGO Death Star

Chad: Chill out bro, I accidentally kicked it over when I was clapping your sisters cheeks
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK BRO SHES ONLY TWELVE
Chad: whatever bro if it’s on the clock it can catch this cock
Steve: I’m going to fucking kill you, you fagldouche!
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME

by GoofyGoose62 May 20, 2018

Faggledouche

A hyrbrid cross between a Faggot and a Douche.
Often used to address a human of the male gender.

Nick is such a faggledouche, to think that you gave up four months of your life to listen to that bitch whine.Two seconds. No pleasure.

by McBiscuit and McStroodle February 2, 2008

Facedouche

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com

1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.

by TheBigEll October 20, 2008

fagtouche

One who is simultaneously a fag, tool, and douche. That is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone else finds him insufferable; or who thinks that he is in charge, again unaware that no one respects him. The fagtouche's cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.

"My boss is such a fagtouche; he pulled that nonsensical policy straight out of his ass."


"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."


"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."


"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."

by p. orlofsky December 22, 2008

facedouche

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.

"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"

by eSKape February 21, 2009

fagadouche

The combination of the two words fag and douche. Basically, when the words fag and douche are just not enough. It can be used in any context, however mainly used as a noun.

This fagadouche came up to my girl last night and starting hitting on her, so I had to beat his fagadouche ass.

by Frank V. (Smokey) August 28, 2006

Facedouche

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009