fafage 

extended version of faf, someone who is very attractive, it as f*ck

check out the fafage!!!

fafage by Quar May 4, 2006

nigel farage 

a huge cunt who is constantly screbbing

Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage] is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad

nigel farage by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019

Farage 

To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.

Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.

Farage by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013

Farage 

(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.

Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.

Farage by RickBTenPercent May 16, 2014

Farage 

To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.

John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.

Farage by Hobboblin12 September 8, 2016

Farage 

A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.

Voters were hoodwinked by another Farage.

Farage by TheGrumpyEnglishman July 5, 2016

Farage 

A culinary journey through the palate, featuring a wide variety of flavours, textures, and cultural influences.

Last night's dinner was a true Farage, taking us on a delicious journey through the Indian Ocean Rim and the influence of colonization on their recipes.

Farage by Polosco February 23, 2023