fanager

a fan that tries to act like they are a manager by attempting to book the performer for an appearance somewhere

Fan: Hey, you guys are awesome! You should totally play this sucky little dive in the middle of nowhere where only myself and a few other drunks go to hang out. I think they have an opening next Saturday, you should be there!
Performer: What, now you're my fanager!

fanager by DumbPunkKid December 29, 2008

Fanager

Fanager (fake manager)- that one person at your work place that acts as if they are in charge when they hold just as much power as you. A fanager is annoying and rude. They believe they are always right and act like you are less than. They will tell you what to do, where to be, and how to work when you know exactly how to do the job.

“So who’s the fanager here” - Anna
“Oh, it’s most definitely Kellen” - Margaret

Fanager by gizmo2019 May 17, 2021

Fanaģe 

A posh name for a fanny or lady bits. A discrete way of saying the word vagina in public without a dirty glare.

Darling my fanaģe is a bit saw after yesturday can we have an easy night tonight.

I have a wet fanaģe

Fanaģe by Harley-Duke December 1, 2017

Fangerous

An adjective typically used to describe Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies, girls who bite you, and any vicious animal. It derives from the two words "dangerous" and "fang."

"Damn, that Jessica is Fangerous! She keeps biting random boys!"

"Oh woooww, That Bill Compton is so fangerous, I love how he looks when his fangs are out."

Oh geez! It's a snake! Be careful man! Those things are fangerous!"

Fangerous by Rabbit Zombie May 9, 2010

fanger 

1. Used as a disparaging term used to describe a vampire. 2. The only acceptable usage is if it's used by a vampire especially when speaking to another vampire.

1. Cletus: Git, fanger, nobody wants you round here, breathin' all the human beans air!

2. Eric: fanger, you whooped on that white girl, Sookie Stackhouse.

Bill: nah, fanger, that's just a hole I use to get that good-good, the OG red sauce, not that fake-ass True Blood shit.

fanger by Dafydd y Cymro July 27, 2021

king fanger 

the king of all fangers, someone who will fang secretly and not tell anyone and then deny it when found out. this is not a good trait as he chooses hoes before bros

Mr. Wiggles is internationally recognised as king fanger of all the fangers. he resides in his humble abode in Dun Laoghaire Co. Dublin, Ireland. He spends the majority of his time with women and the rest of the time he is sleeping or making plans with other women and has no time for his fellow male companions.

king fanger by fanger hunter 3006 June 3, 2011

funagerdalshoodlefeed 

A mischivous creature that lives in your buthole

thats little funagerdalshoodlefeed

funagerdalshoodlefeed by tvformybunghole January 27, 2007