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Fasionista 

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.
"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."
Fasionista by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007

Fasion Core 

The sub-genre of Hard Core in which one listens for the fasion. Also known as poseur core
Jesus Christ! Look at the faggy fasion core kid!
Fasion Core by suckaduck November 14, 2003

Old Fasioned Brownie Duster 

When one smears waste on your partner’s face, in the shape of a beard. Then you put baby powder in your butthole, fart in their face. The baby powder then sticks to the waste and creates the appearance of a white beard.
Man, after he climaxed, he shit in my face and gave me an Old Fasioned Brownie Duster.
Type of art, Fasion shows creativity in a clothe form!
I want to be a fasiond deisner
fasion by DisSoupLover September 1, 2017

Fasion Anorexia

A psycological illness, related to Nudism, where a human does not see themselves as looking good in clothes to the point of not wearing clothes anymore.
Bob: "Hey did you see that guy running naked down the street?"

Jim: "Yeah, He has Fasion Anorexia."

Fassion the Snow 

1. (v.) To embrace snow and hope for a white winter; to wish for a snow day.

2. (v.) To take part in snow day traditions (wear pajama bottoms inside out, eat dorritoes before bed and put a spoon under your pillow.)
1. Very expressent person: I love winter! I love the snow! It makes me exuberently ecstatic!

Bystander: Whoa! that guy must really fassiont the snow.

2. Eat a lot of dorritoes, that is, if you fassion the snow.
Fassion the Snow by ...Ud editor... December 26, 2007