MotherEarthFracker's definitions

dunkin donuts

Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.

"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2007

Fasionista

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.

"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."

by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007

CP

Captain Picard

Etymology: The first known usage of CP as Captain Picard was on the ubercore forum, "The Evolution of the Swan".

"Get that CP outta here!"

by MotherEarthFracker November 20, 2006

Vocal solo

A vocal solo occurs when an artist decides to vocally improvise during a song. They are marked by either intense and sudden crescendos or quick octave fluctuations.

Vocal solos are very difficult to perform because creating a new set of lyrics on the spot is something many artists cannot do. As a result, vocal solos often feature artists singing indiscernible lyrics or repeating a word/phrase.

Also see: "Bonus chorus"

"I thought the shat had hit the roof until Aretha laid down that vocal solo... Improvising was a good move because that shit was bunk. But it was powerful, man! It brought a tear to my eye."

by MotherEarthFracker April 21, 2007

bonus chorus

The cousin of a vocal solo. A bonus chorus occurs during a live performance when an artist spontaneously decides to repeat the main chorus or a variation of it. They most often occur during an artist's biggest hit. It can take the form of a vocal solo, although it is not exclusively improvised.

"I had an eargasm while Judas Priest was playing "You Got Another Thing Comin'" but things got even more extreme when they threw in a bonus chorus!"

by MotherEarthFracker December 29, 2006

Hanger 18

A term used to describe a place that is rumored to exist but conclusive evidence justifying its existence has not been found. Often it is used when people get lost while looking for a place they cannot find.

Etymology: The term comes from the supposed location of the alien bodies found at Roswell. It is thought to be somewhere in New Mexico and is highly protected by the government. The mantis band, Megadeath wrote a song about "Hanger 18".

"On our way to the Pottery Barn, we looked everywhere for East Lyman Street but I think it was a Hanger 18. Instead, we took a different route."

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2006

Napster

To originally promise something and then later go back on your word; to cheat.

That son of a bitch! I gave him money to buy the damn CD but he napstered me!

by MotherEarthFracker November 8, 2006