Bring That Shit In

To finish something off completely so that no question of whether or not you did it remains. If a person says "Bring that shit in", they are implying that a situation, a game, a scenario, a construct, or a competition must come to an end quickly. In the context of a sporting event, the phrase is used primarily in baseball games, although Larry Bird was well known for using it when he coached the Boston Celtics.

The phrase was made popular by the revolutionary, socialist band, Rage Against the Machine in the songs "Take the Power Back" and "Freedom". It was used in the context of inciting rebellion against the current capitalist economic system, although this meaning is not exclusive to the phrase.
{At a baseball game}
Coach: C'mon guys. I know it's the bottom of the ninth and we're down two runs. But you all need to get focused. You all need to get the led out. I don't want to see any pussying out. You run like a bat out of hell from base to base. C'mon! Bring that shit in!
by MotherEarthFracker April 14, 2007
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Bel-Air

*friend is giving a speech*

Friend: "I did not have sexual relations with that man-- I mean woman!"

You: "Yeah man, way to bel-air that shit."
by MotherEarthFracker November 05, 2006
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Napster

To originally promise something and then later go back on your word; to cheat.
That son of a bitch! I gave him money to buy the damn CD but he napstered me!
by MotherEarthFracker November 08, 2006
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dunkin donuts

Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.
"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"
by MotherEarthFracker November 15, 2007
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the shat hit the roof

The point at which a performance has become so bad that one is forced to get up from their seats and leave the auditorium or stadium.
"I was born an Ohio State fan. I live as an Ohio State fan. I will die an Ohio State fan. But the shat hit the roof in the game against Florida when they basketball'ed the touchback."
by MotherEarthFracker April 14, 2007
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Fasionista

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.
"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."
by MotherEarthFracker February 16, 2007
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An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024
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