facst

Your friend is dyslexic they were probably trying to write "facts"

"Yeah facst mate"|
"what?"
"I'm dyslexic"

by Cigarettes_ October 6, 2021

Facst

To be frustrated about saying a word

“I want to see some sea ane-ne-ne FACST!”

by Facst April 28, 2023

Largely due to the fact that

A phrase used in substitution of the word “because” to make one appear well-versed in the English language

Largely due to the fact that my IQ is substantially greater than that of you, I am thusly superior to you with regard to every conceivable facet of reality”

by LargeExtent October 31, 2020

facetank

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

rhetorical fact

A piece of information, usually not true, that a person cites in order to win an argument.

I don't really know if 1.2% of marriages end in murder, it was just a rhetorical fact to shut bob up.

by thefj February 10, 2014

Rock Fact

Any statement that sounds like it could be true, but isn't. From Emmy-award-winning mini-series "Over the Garden Wall."

"Oh. I didn't know that. Did you know that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it becomes a grape? It's a rock fact!"

"Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot 'cause dinosaurs' ears don’t have bones. You don’t remember? That’s cause it’s not true. It’s a rock fact!"

by TheHighwayman September 21, 2016

facestoning

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

by jordiebish November 18, 2009