The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

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Favstar Whore

People on Twitter who exist only for the purpose of giving and receiving "Favorite" stars and being a "big deal" on Favstar.fm. They believe themselves to be celebrities of sorts but are, in reality, merely members of a Favstar clique devoted to giving and receiving stars. They seldom interact on Twitter at any level aside from starring tweets that may or may not be mildly funny, in a desperate attempt to make it to the lamest page of all: The Favstar Leaderboard. Favstar whores will unfollow you on Twitter if you're not giving them enough stars.

That Favstar Whore unfollowed me on Twitter because I wasn't starring his lame, unfunny tweets.

Favstar Whore by Pete Puma September 20, 2010

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Fabutard

A combination of “fabulous retard” referring to a female who thinks of herself as "fabulous" when really she is a pitiful waste of flesh only interested in being around other fabutards who tell her she is “fabulous” who she must tell they are fabulous so they can all be fabulous together in their fantasy world where they have convinced themselves that they aren’t the painfully selfish, self-centered, vain, narcissistic, deluded, egomaniacal, unintelligent losers they are in the real world.

Morgan used to be a great friend but recently she has turned into a fabutard.

Fabutard by BridgetsBoy December 15, 2008

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Fabutard

1) A person, typically female, who thinks of themself as 'fabulous' when in fact they are retarded.

2) A person who regularly uses the word 'fabulous' about themself or their friends.

3) A useless female who spends more time on how she looks than anything else in her life because she believes that how she looks outside will fix how she feels inside.

Look at that group of fabutards over there.

Fabutard by Jaysin V. December 16, 2008

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

bat fastard by anal passage July 19, 2006

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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