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facestalker

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.
"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"
by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008
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Facestalker

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.
'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'
by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009
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facestalker

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.
"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"
by facenessnessness February 4, 2010
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facestalk

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.
I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.
by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007
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Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.
Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"
by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008
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facestalk

"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."
by icy118 August 26, 2007
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Facestalk

Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months
by Pete06 April 7, 2008
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