fackage 

A fat package. Chubby, but not fat; that is to say, a little extra weight. The one and only Fackage I know was only a fackage until the age of 12. They all slim out. Usually....

Kim: Hey Fackage, I see you are packing on the extra food for hibernation.

Fackage: Yeah. I always need a few extra pounds around this time of year.

Kim: More like every time of year.

fackage by sparkplenty9 July 8, 2007

fuckage 

when nothing goes your way; everything you touch turns to shit

Today has been total fuckage!!!

fuckage by Moon Wizard March 31, 2009

Fuckage 

All encompassing; all things that fuck or are fucked

Embrace the fuckage.

Fuckage by Sock (butthurt) Monkey January 8, 2011

fuckage 

A state of everything being all messed up.

This apartment is in a constant state of fuckage.

fuckage by umpazump August 4, 2006

fuckage 

after the act of sexual intercoarse and theres a puddle of cum where you had sex.

After I banged her I rolled over and laid right in the fuckage!

fuckage by alyons31 December 20, 2010

faceage 

Term including and recitating the effect of an "in your face" burn/diss. In relation to the word "face."

dill: why did you hit me?
bill: because I don't like you, faceage!

dill: your too big to play with.
bill: that's not what your mama said, faceage!

faceage by remt October 4, 2006

Fuckage 

When you get involved with a person with baggage, an you know they have tons of fucking baggage. But you still proceed to be involved with and help this someone. So you moved past just being fucked A little, your fucked ALOT! baggage~fucked= fuckage!

Dang man, I didnt just get fucked over. I got the whole fuckage package, with this one.

Fuckage by Binky529 November 12, 2019