Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt July 4, 2007

domg

Basically the same as omg but with dude at the biginning

Dude1: Dude, I just nailed vicky
Dude2: domg!

by remT January 20, 2009

monk blunt

blunt rolled by a rastafarian for religious purposes. rastafarians believe the use of cannabis to be sacred.

popo: Is that a joint your smoking?
dude: Yah, but it's ok cuz it's a monk blunt

by remt April 28, 2007

jizzle crane

term relating to and meaning penis

hey girl, how about you strip and raise my jizzle crane and we can get workin all night long

by remt October 31, 2006

sexed

A much simpler way of saying having sex or had sex. It is in past tense form.

dude- Do you think they sexed?
guy- I dont know but I sexed her up last night.
dude- No I definitely sexed her last night.
guy- Damn, she playin us.

by remT September 17, 2007

kracker snacker

Black guys who go out with White girls.

dude 1: yo, tyrone be mackin cindy
dude 2: i know he be a kracker snacker

by remT November 5, 2007

veiner gobbler

Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.

Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing

by remT October 19, 2007