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the process of being slapped, whipped, hit, owned, etc. with an item manufactured by the North Face brand
"Son, steve gave dat white girl some mad faceage wit his coat"
faceage by Wakefieldbaby November 1, 2006
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Facepage 

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.
Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.
Facepage by Teejay9 August 9, 2010
facegeek; someone that spends more than 8-hours a day on facebook. Facegeek was coined by the folks at geek-brand.com for those that spend more than 8-hours per day on facebook, they also carry a nice line of "facegeek" t-shirts. On facebook: pcidiot ventura
Geez Charlotte... what a facegeek!! Get off that time-wasting web-site!!
facegeek by pcidiot March 24, 2010
A fat package. Chubby, but not fat; that is to say, a little extra weight. The one and only Fackage I know was only a fackage until the age of 12. They all slim out. Usually....
Kim: Hey Fackage, I see you are packing on the extra food for hibernation.

Fackage: Yeah. I always need a few extra pounds around this time of year.

Kim: More like every time of year.
fackage by sparkplenty9 July 8, 2007

facepage 

what an elderly person refers to as their facebook
"Marilyn! I'm busy checking my facepage!"
facepage by roxypoop August 18, 2009

fakeagenda 

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.
You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office
fakeagenda by alex_b August 5, 2014