faceage

Term including and recitating the effect of an "in your face" burn/diss. In relation to the word "face."

dill: why did you hit me?
bill: because I don't like you, faceage!

dill: your too big to play with.
bill: that's not what your mama said, faceage!

by remt October 4, 2006

faceage

the process of being slapped, whipped, hit, owned, etc. with an item manufactured by the North Face brand

"Son, steve gave dat white girl some mad faceage wit his coat"

by Wakefieldbaby November 1, 2006

Facepage

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.

Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.

by Teejay9 August 9, 2010

facegeek

facegeek; someone that spends more than 8-hours a day on facebook. Facegeek was coined by the folks at geek-brand.com for those that spend more than 8-hours per day on facebook, they also carry a nice line of "facegeek" t-shirts. On facebook: pcidiot ventura

Geez Charlotte... what a facegeek!! Get off that time-wasting web-site!!

by pcidiot March 24, 2010

fackage

A fat package. Chubby, but not fat; that is to say, a little extra weight. The one and only Fackage I know was only a fackage until the age of 12. They all slim out. Usually....

Kim: Hey Fackage, I see you are packing on the extra food for hibernation.

Fackage: Yeah. I always need a few extra pounds around this time of year.

Kim: More like every time of year.

by sparkplenty9 July 8, 2007

facepage

what an elderly person refers to as their facebook

"Marilyn! I'm busy checking my facepage!"

by roxypoop August 18, 2009

fakeagenda

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.

You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office

by alex_b August 5, 2014