facepie

when you shove a pie in someones and then cum on them.

she was being a bitch, so i facepied her.

by lolobert June 7, 2013

Facepie Extreme

A term rarely heard, only the original maker uses this term and a few select others. The term Facepie Extreme is frequently used to express extreme disgust towards something or someone.

"I told you you were wrong!"
"HOW MAN YOU FACEPIE EXTREME!"

(Chair makes squeeky noise)
"HERE THIS CHAIR IS A FACEPIE EXTREME"

by hypnoticcow April 4, 2009

Facepressing

Using Facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. A person may facepress through:
-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.

John Smith is: Just got done working out at 24. Time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! Then gotta study for BioChem! Gotta be dedicated, to be the best. Impossible is nothing. Just do it.

John Smith's facepressing is second to few.

by Mastacoolman666 March 27, 2011

Facepencil

To ram someone's head into a pencil. Often said when you are frustrated or annoyed. A variation of the word facepalm. Stems from a very famous scene in the movie The Dark Knight, when the Joker rams a bouncer's head into pencil.

John: Dude, how do you spell "red"

Evan: *facepencil*

by PETERSON4 September 28, 2008

FacePerv

To be obsessed with the opposite sex on facebook.

"Kyle, stop FacePerv'in out on Kelly's Photos you creep!"

by UONLee February 4, 2009

Facepeep

1. The act of surfing through a profile on Facebook and looking through pictures, update and comment history, and personal information with or without notification to the profile user.

2. A person or entity that uses Facebook to gather information on a person, group, business, organisation or other entity.

1. - "Facepeep (ing) helps me to catch up on a persons life" .

2. - "I like to facepeep others on Facebook before I friend them"

3. - "I like to facepeep bhecause I have Facebook Fever"

4. - "I facepeep sometimes just to be a facepest"

5. - "Being a facepeep is part of facebooking"

6. - "You have to facepeep as part of an overall regime for safe social networking"

by TheBentQuill March 8, 2011

facepillow

Prior to insertion, your girlfriend gives you "the look" aka the bonerkiller, resulting in an instant limp dick and complete humiliation. The guy then collapses in shame, burying his face in the pillow and crying immensely.

Bro 1: yo did you stick it in that girl last night?

Bro 2: nah man, she gave me the look and i just facepillowed.

by mesohorny12asdfghjkl March 22, 2012