facepic

Not to be confused with it's video counterpart, the faceflick, a facepic is a picture that "just has to go on facebook".

"OMG, that is such a facepic!"

"Dude...total facepic right there!"

by B. LaBoon April 10, 2008

facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

facedick

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

face pic

A photo predominantly of your face, similar to a portrait photo showing your head and shoulders.

"Do you have a face pic so I can see what you look like?"

by Jay Greenfield August 7, 2018

Facekicker

A glass full of hard alcohol.

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.

by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009

facepillow

Prior to insertion, your girlfriend gives you "the look" aka the bonerkiller, resulting in an instant limp dick and complete humiliation. The guy then collapses in shame, burying his face in the pillow and crying immensely.

Bro 1: yo did you stick it in that girl last night?

Bro 2: nah man, she gave me the look and i just facepillowed.

by mesohorny12asdfghjkl March 22, 2012

Facedick

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

by MasterBunny February 9, 2013