facecorked 

To be smacked in the face by a champagne/wine cork.

To painfully transform from full make-up to semi-make up in 0.5 seconds.

To point a champagne bottle inwards so as the cork targets one's eye.

Faceraped by champagne.

To become cyclops-like.

You, a champagne bottle, and some s and m.

All: "Yay happy birthday Emma!"
Emma: "Aw thanks, champagne for all!" *pops champagne cork violently in eye and collapses*
All: "BITCH GOT FACECORKED!" :D

"Wow, what's wrong with that girl Emma?"
- "she walked into an airborne cork"

"Hey, isn't that Emma over there? What happened to her face?"
-"the champagne bottle called her a slut, then taught her a lesson."
"ha facecorking is fun to watch".

facecorked by Corkfacayed March 29, 2011

Facehooked 

Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.

In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.

"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"

- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.

Facehooked by Scowley July 23, 2009

facecooked 

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that [special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011

faceborked 

When an error occurs on the Facebook website.

Grr! I just got Faceborked!

faceborked by TKravos August 25, 2008

facecooked 

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that [special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011

Facebooked 

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.

I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.

Facebooked by Deadpan January 14, 2009

Facebored

Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)

1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."

Facebored by Eye-van Cal-eh-gary August 3, 2009