facechode 

cooler name for facebook

my friend just messaged me on facechode.

facechode by CHODEblASTER3000 September 10, 2011

Facewhore 

Facebook whores. We all know at least one of them... Yeah, even you. Perhaps you're even one of them. O.O They are those girls or guys that take that picture, usually of their 'ripped abs even though I haven't been to the gym in a year' or their 'lookie at my DD's;D oh, actually it's becuz of mah pushup bra;*'

You've seen it before, you know you have.

D. Lmao Bryan come look!!! Lauren has a new picture up;P

B. Lol what a facewhore, look at her boobs hanging out of her shirt! xD

D.Here let me comment.....*typing*.

"FLAWLESS<3"

B.What?

D. Gotta keep the pictures coming lmao

Facewhore by Jasonsface July 6, 2011

facecooked 

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day [will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011

facehore 

Someone who constantly likes and shares on facebook.

"Another like and share ! you are such a facehore"
"Jeff said to like and share and we could get free tickets"

"facehore"

facehore by Badger1977 March 9, 2015

facecooked 

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day [will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011

facehosed 

"Facehosed", as a verb:

A Facebook user caught trying to deceive others, and exposed via screenshots by another Facebook user.

'Yep, he's been facehosed. She posted the screenshot that proves he was trying to cover that one up!'

facehosed by Moen77 November 10, 2017

Facehole 

Meaning the mouth

oh, that guy just got punched in the facehole

Facehole by moo62 September 10, 2010