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facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.
FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ; (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*
by brett nichols October 24, 2011
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facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.
FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ; (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*
by brett nichols October 24, 2011
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facebookee

1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook
Check back again, you facebookee!
by timlight January 29, 2010
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Facebooker's Remorse

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!
I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"
by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009
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Facebooker

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.
by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014
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Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
by magic worder August 25, 2011
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Awkward Facebooker

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012
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