facebitching 

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.

"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."

facebitching by tshu4 August 6, 2009

facebitching 

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

facebitching by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

Facebitching 

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.

Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.

Facebitching by copier19 October 28, 2010

Facebitching 

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status

"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"

Facebitching by CHF924 April 29, 2009

face bitching 

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.

face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?

face bitching by amanda2169 September 29, 2010

Face Bitching 

The act of always whining or complaining on social media sights. Never posting anything positive or happy, The tendency to whine to whoever you have friended wether they wnat to here it or not.

Did you read Johnny's latest post on Facebook?

No, I dont have to.

Why?

He is always face bitching about someone or something.

Yeah your right he is a face bitcher for sure.

Face Bitching by Surveying fool April 28, 2013

Facebirthing 

A woman updating her Facebook status as she gives birth to a baby.

Jen was Facebirthing last night, did you see the pics of the baby?

Facebirthing by JRoskelley February 22, 2011