Facebirth

When one discovers their friend, who they didn't know was pregnant, just had a baby and posted it on Facebook.

Emily just had a Facebirth. I didn't even know she was pregnant.

by Max Simon Simmons Lovelace Ho September 6, 2013

Facebirth

Constantly updating your facebook status to reflect your pregnancy, up to and including going into labour.

Ew, did you see Rhéa totally updating her facebirth?

by chet_woolery January 4, 2009

facebitch

A special friend acquired predominetly through Facebook

"Ian, how's your facebitch doing? Have you even had a conversation with her that wasn't through Facebook?"

by IanYouKnowItsTrue January 11, 2008

facebitching

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.

"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."

by tshu4 August 6, 2009

facebort

to delete or deactivate your facebook account

I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.

by Reebs77 July 20, 2009

facebitching

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

freebirth

born by two parents instead of in a lab like everyone else

You stupid ass freebirth!!

by Javairia August 18, 2004