facebible

Anyone, usually highschool girl, who obsesses over facebook.com. They will update their status every 30 minutes and have 300 plus pictures. If anybody surpasses 1000 comments then they are considered a facebible. Facebible is worshipped by many people across the world. They "keep in touch" with their friends as often as possible.

(face bible Guy 1)~ "Hey man, can I check my facebook, the notifications must be overflowing."

(regular Guy 2)~ "Don't you mean your facebible, you worship that fucking site dont you?"

by David (guapemaster) Noland October 11, 2007

FaceBed

Where are so tired you're face hits the bed and you are asleep

I am going to Facebed when I get home

by OxiWolf June 08, 2013

facebate

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

by Alex Costa October 29, 2007

Facebate

A word used to describe the action of using Facebook habitually for no reason other than to occupy one's fingers.

Generally speaking, I facebate most mornings..

by Boowakasha December 07, 2016

Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 16, 2011

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax May 19, 2011

Facebeer

Enjoying a beer while having a facetime conversation with a friend on a cellphone.

The other day I had a Facebeer with a friend while we chatted on facetime.

by timocello July 28, 2011