6 definitions by Lince

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A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*
by Lince September 09, 2009
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A pot that is the exact perfect size for a brick of ramen.
"I really want some ramen, but we have no ramenpots left." :(
by Lince April 09, 2009
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Something that fantastically depicts lemurs in any noticeable way, shape, or form. (positively or negatively)
1. That photo of Madagascar is simply lemurrific! (referring to actual lemurs)
2. Ick.. Take a bath, dude, you smell lemurrific. (referring to smell)
3. The colors on that painting are lemurrific! (referring to color)
by Lince July 08, 2009
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1. The sound made by any flesh-bearing being when being struck with a massive blunt object. (preferably a large hammer)
Person 1: "Look out! A zombie!"
Person 2 (swinging hammer): *BLARSHKG* "Man that was a close one!"
by Lince April 03, 2009
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1. The sound of eating large amounts of food at one time. (filling at least half of your mouth's capacity) Can be made by people or animals.
A man at a fancy restaurant: "GAWD, I love this french bread!" *WAHLMGH*
by Lince April 03, 2009
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The sound for anything unwanted or angering that happens.
"Failed an essay AGAIN. Grfumble.."
"Crap, I can't hang out this weekend. Grfumble."
by Lince February 10, 2010
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