Definitions by keichix
tb;do
Literally, "Too big; didn't open"
Said whenever a noob makes a post with an attached image that is too big to bother downloading to view in full size, specially on an image board like 4chan, instead of resizing it to a more practical size.
Usually implies that the person using it tried to open the image in full size but immediatly stopped the download after a couple of seconds of said image slowly appearing 90' style because it wasn't worth the wait (judgement made on the thumbnail) or as a protest against such an unrespectful behaviour.
When informed of his mistake, the noob will usually comment in a derogative tone on the internet connection of the protesters.
Said whenever a noob makes a post with an attached image that is too big to bother downloading to view in full size, specially on an image board like 4chan, instead of resizing it to a more practical size.
Usually implies that the person using it tried to open the image in full size but immediatly stopped the download after a couple of seconds of said image slowly appearing 90' style because it wasn't worth the wait (judgement made on the thumbnail) or as a protest against such an unrespectful behaviour.
When informed of his mistake, the noob will usually comment in a derogative tone on the internet connection of the protesters.
Original poster: "Hi guys what do you think of my new sweater? (2.25 MB, 3264x2448)"
User 1: "tb;do"
User 2: "learn2resize"
Original poster: "Remember how it's 2010 and it's not my fault if you still use a 56kb modem".
User 1: "Remember how i'm not wasting my pricey mobile internet traffic because you can't bother to use a stupid image editing software."
User 1: "tb;do"
User 2: "learn2resize"
Original poster: "Remember how it's 2010 and it's not my fault if you still use a 56kb modem".
User 1: "Remember how i'm not wasting my pricey mobile internet traffic because you can't bother to use a stupid image editing software."
Buttermace
As in everything about a chick looks good, "but her mace", referring to a tear gas in the form of an aerosol spray which propels a lachrymatory agent mixed with a volatile solven in her purse that makes her hard to approach.
Bert: What you up to last night?
Lejosh: I was walking home from the bar and i saw this 10/10 chick walking on the curb...
Bert: ...sweet man did you get her digits?
LEjosh: ...but as i got closer she reached to her purse so i backed out, she was definitely a buttermace.
Lejosh: I was walking home from the bar and i saw this 10/10 chick walking on the curb...
Bert: ...sweet man did you get her digits?
LEjosh: ...but as i got closer she reached to her purse so i backed out, she was definitely a buttermace.
Buttermace by keichix November 29, 2010
CILF
Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"
Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"
Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".
Dwight: "Eww".
Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"
Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".
Dwight: "Eww".
Facesibling
A person filed under "brother" or "sister" on a Facebook profile that has no real blood or legal relationship with the profile owner, but given a deep intimacy or friendship by a mutual agreemeent each of the parties gains this title. Its effects are limited to Facebook.
Derived from Facebook + sibling.
See also Facebrother, Facesister.
Derived from Facebook + sibling.
See also Facebrother, Facesister.
A:Hello Elizabeth, the other day i was reading your facebook site, and i was surprised to read you have *two* sisters, as your mother told me that she had only two daughters. Is she a step sister, or uterine sibling, or quarter sibling?
B:No Mr Harrison, none othe above, she is just my Facesibling, it's just a Facebook thing.
B:No Mr Harrison, none othe above, she is just my Facesibling, it's just a Facebook thing.
Facesibling by keichix February 17, 2010
Elliptical potato
Person who watches television while working out at home on an elliptical trainer, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from sitting positions
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, stationary bike potato.
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from sitting positions
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i elliptical potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be an elliptical potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i elliptical potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be an elliptical potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
Elliptical potato by keichix November 1, 2009
Treadmill potato
Person who watches television while working out at home on a treadmill, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
Treadmill potato by keichix November 1, 2009
Stationary bike potato
Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
Stationary bike potato by keichix November 1, 2009