face basting 

during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.

Last night I was totally face basting this girl and it dried her eyes shut.

face basting by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011

busting on JJ face 

When Zack bust all over JJ face

I'm bout to be busting on JJ face

busting on JJ face by BIg D NIg June 2, 2025

Facewasting 

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life

Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!

Facewasting by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

Facebaiting 

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.

Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.

Facebaiting by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebaiting 

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

facebaiting by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

Facecasting 

Blatantly fishing for sympathy/compliments/attention on Facebook.

Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.

John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!

Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.

Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.

Facecasting by Sleepy212 July 6, 2009

Facebaiting 

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.

Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.

Facebaiting by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009