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Facebashing

Making someone look ugly or trying to brake him down by alligations, because he did something you personally didnt want to happen.
Idiot #1: Dude, he is a fucking retard, he cant do anything right, he is a complete idiot.
Idiot #2: Why?
Idiot #1: Well, because i think blablablabla
Idiot #2: Stop facebashing omfg
by this is it loloolol January 10, 2010
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Facefishing

An open-ended, brief Facebook status post, often 1-2 words -- such as "hmmm" or "is" -- that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.
FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...

Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.

Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."

Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...
by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009
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Faceshing

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.
Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.
by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009
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Facewasting

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life
Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!
by MasterHowl June 13, 2009
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facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
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Facebushing

It's when someone loses it on Facebook and starts mocking the innane entries by their so-called "Facebook Friends".

Also, similar to "Suicide by Cop", it is when a Facebook participant doesn't want to simple commit Facebook Suicide themselves, but wants to piss off enough of their friends that they all de-friend them.
Kouts is going crazy, He's facebushing all his current friends and Christos X. just de-friended him!

Did you see Kouts diss Christos X. by facebushing his existence and his posts?
by www.georgenation.com July 29, 2009
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facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook
'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
by daniel75iv August 4, 2012
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