Facebating
Facebating by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011
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Facebating • facebaiting • facebaking • Facedating • facerbating • face basting • Face-boating • Face Eating • fice bating • Facebang
Facedating
The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.
So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.
Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.
So, will you get to see her in person?
Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.
Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.
So, will you get to see her in person?
Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.
Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009
Facewasting
Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life
Facewasting by MasterHowl June 13, 2009
Facebang
The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."
Facebang by youwishvirg August 4, 2009
facebalking
(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
facebalking by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
facebanking
'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
facebanking by daniel75iv August 4, 2012
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