"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)
Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.
The person who loves to have sex with animals, or gets aroused by animals.
It also refers to the ones who find the similar kind of enticement or excitation in certain animal-like acts of people. (Its may be a bizarre statement, but trust me it so happens with a lot of folks.)
Thus just like Homo-sexual for same sexes, they are Fauna+sexual for the Fauna meaning animals.
The lonely woman of that mansion spends a little too much time with her dog. I bet she does all that with it, she's such a Faunosexual.