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Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.
"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.
Farlosexual by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020

faumosexual 

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.
"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
faumosexual by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

fabrosexual 

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.
Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.

Faunosexual 

The person who loves to have sex with animals, or gets aroused by animals.

It also refers to the ones who find the similar kind of enticement or excitation in certain animal-like acts of people. (Its may be a bizarre statement, but trust me it so happens with a lot of folks.)

Thus just like Homo-sexual for same sexes, they are Fauna+sexual for the Fauna meaning animals.
The lonely woman of that mansion spends a little too much time with her dog. I bet she does all that with it, she's such a Faunosexual.
Faunosexual by Atinb October 18, 2008

fauxosexual 

a guy pretending to be gay to hook-up with girls. Usually goes to gay bars to pick up faghags.
that dude became a fauxosexual and when to the gay club to hook up with some hot fag hags last night.
fauxosexual by mrx69 February 3, 2010