a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a fauxhomosexual.
"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)
Leather or sheepskin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.
Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.
The person who loves to have sex with animals, or gets aroused by animals.
It also refers to the ones who find the similar kind of enticement or excitation in certain animal-like acts of people. (Its may be a bizarre statement, but trust me it so happens with a lot of folks.)
Thus just like Homo-sexual for same sexes, they are Fauna+sexual for the Fauna meaning animals.
The lonely woman of that mansion spends a little too much time with her dog. I bet she does all that with it, she's such a Faunosexual.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.