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Faunosexual 

The person who loves to have sex with animals, or gets aroused by animals.

It also refers to the ones who find the similar kind of enticement or excitation in certain animal-like acts of people. (Its may be a bizarre statement, but trust me it so happens with a lot of folks.)

Thus just like Homo-sexual for same sexes, they are Fauna+sexual for the Fauna meaning animals.
The lonely woman of that mansion spends a little too much time with her dog. I bet she does all that with it, she's such a Faunosexual.
Faunosexual by Atinb October 18, 2008
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Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.
"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.
Farlosexual by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020

Faangsexual 

Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to idea of working at a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and/or Google)
Richard has been grinding leetcode questions not stop, I think he might be FAANGsexual.

fauxmosexual 

a person who pretends or falsely represents him/herself as a homosexual to either:
a) gain attention from the opposite sex
b) make money and short fame
c) take advantage of those who are homosexual
a) Sarah and Vivian had a threesome with a man they met at a bar after they acted as fauxmosexuals and kissed each other.
b) The group t.A.T.u were fauxmosexuals back in 2002 and attended every award show to kiss again on stage.
c) Katy had to become a fauxmosexual to be accepted in a LGBTQ community.
fauxmosexual by kellys2deryck January 8, 2009

FAANGosexual 

Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to the idea of working at a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and/or Google)
Abhinav has been grinding leetcode questions non stop, I think he might be FAANGosexual.
FAANGosexual by abhinavpro January 4, 2021

fauxmosexual 

Someone who gives every appearance of being homosexual, but is in fact heterosexual. A fauxmosexual male may display metrosexual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, have an effeminate speech pattern or display effeminate behavoir in gesticulation and mannerism, and/or give the basic impression of being gay. A faumosexual female may be fairly butch in appearance and style, display a militant feminist ("feminazi") attitude toward men, or show strong proclivities toward Lilith Fair or other female empowerment. These are the people you "just know" are gay, but who seem to show proof to the contrary.
People say that Tom Cruise is gay, but I think he's just a fauxmosexual.

I work with this guy who wears nuthugger jeans and talks with a total San Fran lisp, but apparently he's not actually a fag; he's just a fauxmosexual.

I totally thought Liz was a dyke because of her shaved head and leather, but I met her boyfriend yesterday. Talk about textbook fauxmosexual.
fauxmosexual by Talmanes December 26, 2005

Fauxmosexual 

A man who acts gay just to pick up chicks. Typically this is a last resort.
Jerome: Dang,son! How does Kyle get so many fine birds? He's gay!

Keith: Naw man! Kyle is a grade-A fauxmosexual!