FAAK

Falling Asleep At the Keyboard

I have to go to bed before I FAAK.

by acolyte October 29, 2004

faak

An extended profanity usually lasting 2 or 3 seconds at volume. What you shout out after telling someone you love them and they don't reciprocate.

Dave "I Love You"
Girl "That's nice, thank you."

....later that evening....

Friend "you alright Dave?"
Dave "Faak!!!!!!!" (excessive volume)

by Dave Stephens August 17, 2006

Faak

a Belfast Terminoligy - akin to Fuck, but used in the phrase or as commonly locally spelt(FRASE) FAAK

"Faak aff ya we bollox"

or and also, "I'll Knack Yur Faak in ya Cant Ye!"

can also be used in the plural sense of the meaning " yu's are a pack of Fakker's and i will Fakk ya's all, ye cont's ye's!"

by shaftshagnasty November 16, 2006

Vat Da Faak

A more clean way to write "What The Fuck", having the same meaning as WTF

Oh Vat Da Faak?

by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

Faakhir

When he walks out of that car on the first tinder date, your jaw will drop. You weren't expecting much, but he's easily the prettiest pakistani boy you've ever and will meet. However, his jaded perspective on life and fears of leading you on will result in him calling you a noob at kissing on the first date. In addition, when you ask him to roast you as a joke, he will come at you saying, "if your forehead was any smaller jane goodall would put you in a cage and teach you sign language" after which you can just roast his nose dw:) But, if he is your first kiss, you won't regret it. At first, he will seem like a toxic brown boy, but give him some time to know you and you'll fall in love with his dimples. He is incredibly smart, hard-working, loyal, and honest once you get to know him. In addition, he has a huge dick lol.. Just try not to get too attached to him because he gets tired really easy and will blow you off repeatedly.
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!

me: you're coming over tonight right?
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed

by happyshellfish23 January 30, 2020

faaking hell

A feeling of amazed,shocked and excitement. This phase was made by a Bangladeshi teenager. This dialogue is famous in DOHS Mirpur, Dhaka.

Friend-Dst tui GPA 5 miss korsos

Friend 2-"Faaking hell"

by Fknhll June 2, 2017

Faakhir

The best person you will meet. He's really good looking and has a colossal dick. He's highly intelligent and attractive overall and is good with girls (has overall good relationships with girls) He also likes to hang out with friends often and loves sports.

E.g. oh, he's such a faakhir, he's so sexy.

by Jdjssisjebeneksjdn October 16, 2018