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faakir
the most loving and caring person in the world. he will always be there when you need him and always has a great response, he’s very kind and unique. very outgoing and a loving person. always knows the right thing to say.
faakir by dudeeeee. ;) December 4, 2021
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faakir • Falkirk • fakir • Faakhir • Faakornam • .faairey • faaiir • faaki marna • faaking hell • Faatir
Faakhir
When he walks out of that car on the first tinder date, your jaw will drop. You weren't expecting much, but he's easily the prettiest pakistani boy you've ever and will meet. However, his jaded perspective on life and fears of leading you on will result in him calling you a noob at kissing on the first date. In addition, when you ask him to roast you as a joke, he will come at you saying, "if your forehead was any smaller jane goodall would put you in a cage and teach you sign language" after which you can just roast his nose dw:) But, if he is your first kiss, you won't regret it. At first, he will seem like a toxic brown boy, but give him some time to know you and you'll fall in love with his dimples. He is incredibly smart, hard-working, loyal, and honest once you get to know him. In addition, he has a huge dick lol.. Just try not to get too attached to him because he gets tired really easy and will blow you off repeatedly.
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
me: you're coming over tonight right?
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
Faakhir by happyshellfish23 January 30, 2020
Falkirk
A Dead town which sucks the life out of it's inhabitants and anyone within a 500-mile radius.
Over the years, Falkirk has been dominated by fat bisexual tramps who proclaim themselves as 'emos'. These creatures have invaded the town's bandstand although are easily repelled by a shiny adidas logo or two.
After several one-night stands with equally bedgraggled towns such as Cumbernauld and Livingstone, Falkirk has even given birth to 10 Children referred to as 'Bonnybridge', 'Grangemouth', 'Camelon', 'Larbert', 'Stenhousemuir', 'The Braes', 'Bainsford', 'The Bogue' and 'Bo'ness'. But we don't talk about Bo'ness. They eat their children there.
The town's last scummy residents, are the pensioners. They may be found standing in ASDA on a snowy day, staring at the empty shelves and then harassing passers by. If you see a Falkirk Pensioner, Bag It, Bin it, and then pour petrol in the bin and set it alight.
Falkirk is Shite. End of.
Over the years, Falkirk has been dominated by fat bisexual tramps who proclaim themselves as 'emos'. These creatures have invaded the town's bandstand although are easily repelled by a shiny adidas logo or two.
After several one-night stands with equally bedgraggled towns such as Cumbernauld and Livingstone, Falkirk has even given birth to 10 Children referred to as 'Bonnybridge', 'Grangemouth', 'Camelon', 'Larbert', 'Stenhousemuir', 'The Braes', 'Bainsford', 'The Bogue' and 'Bo'ness'. But we don't talk about Bo'ness. They eat their children there.
The town's last scummy residents, are the pensioners. They may be found standing in ASDA on a snowy day, staring at the empty shelves and then harassing passers by. If you see a Falkirk Pensioner, Bag It, Bin it, and then pour petrol in the bin and set it alight.
Falkirk is Shite. End of.
faaking hell
A feeling of amazed,shocked and excitement. This phase was made by a Bangladeshi teenager. This dialogue is famous in DOHS Mirpur, Dhaka.
faaking hell by Fknhll June 2, 2017
Lund fakir
Sodhi : Abe Lodi paise toh hai tere paas, yahan signal pe kya kar raha hai?
Lodi: Lund fakir hogaya hu bhai
Lodi: Lund fakir hogaya hu bhai
Lund fakir by Gamma Blaster July 10, 2020
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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