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Farmabist
Farmabist
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Farmabist by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
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formal whore
A young adult, specifically a college student in a Greek organization, who attempts to get invited to as many fraternity or sorority formals (prom-like social gatherings - usually hosted at a third party venue where the organization gets really dressed up and then shitfaced with their dates) as possible. The motive for such behavior usually is due to the desire for hot facebook pictures, free alcohol, a chance to get dressed up in overpriced formal attire, a shot at getting ass, to impressive one's friends, to rebound off an x, or any other insecurity one can think of.
(Not to be confused with prom whore - one who goes to way too many proms)
(Not to be confused with prom whore - one who goes to way too many proms)
formal whore by formalprude98 April 20, 2009
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MLA Format
Stupid, pointless method for writing a paper and citing your sources. Dictates that every little detail must be done in a certain way and if you make the smallest mistake then you deserve to fail (and be expelled if your in college).
The paper took me only a half hour, but I ended up spending all night correcting it because of the stupid MLA format rules.
MLA Format by GaaraoftheDamned October 1, 2012
Scumbag Format
Slang derogatory term for MTG "Type 2" (Standard) tournament format. This tournament style is looked down upon because it requires players to continuously buy new cards, since after a few months cards become banned.
"Naah, I can't play my deck there, they only do scumbag."
or
"I have 2 decks, one for playing with friends, and one that I keep tweaking so I can play scumbag format."
or
"I have 2 decks, one for playing with friends, and one that I keep tweaking so I can play scumbag format."
Scumbag Format by Volrather March 25, 2009
Red Forman
Red Forman by Moyock November 13, 2009
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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