A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio
Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!
Fernandas are the most faithful girls you'll ever meet; They are gorgeous and draw lots of atttention not only are they beautiful they are super smart they are innocent but very freaky when you get on that side of them. Fernanda's have amazing bodies and faces but fail to see that ; When it comes to love fernanda's get attachted so easily and get heart broken alot. A fernanda is one amazing friend and will always be by your side. If you have a fernanda dont let her go if shes failed to you she wont do it again and when a Fernanda says sorry she means it with all her heart they are very trustworthy and wont let you down.
Girl 1: Im hate Fernanda just look at her!
Boy 2: You hate her cause you aint her.
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Boy 1 : Damn look at Fernanda she's so hot!
Boy 2: Don't even try she has a boyfriend and shes 100% his.
Fernanda is a beautiful soul. She brings light into everyone’s lives, she can make your day with her smile and fill your heart with her eyes. Fernanda has such a kind heart, she loves deeply and trustingly, she’s mature and so smart, she has a great connection with herself and God, which inspires people to reach towards that. She is innocent but wild, fierce yet so lovable.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*