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An insult formed from the combination of two words, fucking twat. Meant to imply a lack of fortitude in a man or unbearable, stubborn behavior in a woman. Highly disparaging especially to women.
Man to man example: What do you mean you won't lend me your car for my date? What are you a fūtwa?

Woman to woman example:

Keep your filthy hands off my man you skanky fūtwa!
fūtwa by Atwq October 21, 2015
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This is a form of the phrase "F..k you". It is used in public places so as not to offend others around you.
"Futwa, Bob!"
futwa by superpanman July 6, 2025
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noun:
an initialism for the Future Trophy Wives of America. Used to refer to the cheerleading squad and/or dance team at any given high school or university
"I don't really care for sports. I'm really just here to support the FTWA" *wink*

"Grand Canyon University has an incredible FTWA program"

"Wow... I bet she's part of the FTWA!"
FTWA by daydream#1 November 18, 2019

Futarian 

A person who has been darkened by the hot Futa sun and is very tired of life and is in dire need of money and rest.
Send that guy money, he is a Futarian.
Futarian by KinggW December 7, 2021

fuwa fuwa time 

Literally "fluffy fluffy time". "Fuwa" is an adjective used to describe cute, adorable, and light things. Frequently shows up in anime involving one or more female characters gazing, mouth open and eyes wide, at miniscule, brightly-colored, and otherwise kawaii piece of merchandise. The word has become synonymous with Japanese moe culture.

"Fuwa Fuwa Time" (ふわふわ時間) is the name of a song by Houkago Tea Time, a fictional band in the anime "K-On!"
Azusa: What a cute, brightly colored fluffy marshmallow candy!
Yui: It's fuwa fuwa time!
*Yui noms on the marshmallow*
fuwa fuwa time by chopsoy July 4, 2014

shimaidon Futago

shimaidon is genre in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters. Futago means literally twins, Shimadidon futago it's Shimaidon with exclusive twins
Step-sister is bland, the real thing is shimaidon Futago. Two piece of meat from the cow
shimaidon Futago by Goliathz February 10, 2021
Scottish slang

lit; Large guncky build up from vaginal yeast infection

com; insult
ie that Amy Winehouse is one manky fudwad
Fudwad by sharkeyandgeorge October 28, 2009
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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